COLORING BOOK + FREE 4-PACK OF CRAYONS (Ships December 10)
They call us crayon eaters…
So we finally gave the people what they wanted — a Christmas coloring book built specifically for Marines, veterans, and anyone who’s ever spent a holiday standing duty in a cold, echoing barracks hallway.
This is ’Twas the Night Before Christmas: Barracks Edition — a gritty, hilarious, nostalgia-soaked coloring book that blends Marine Corps humor with the chaos and camaraderie only a jarhead will understand.
From the dim barracks lights to the cheap Christmas tree someone “borrowed” from the company office, every page hits home.
Perfect for:
– Your Marine
– Your veteran buddies
– Your barracks brother or sister
– Or the big jarhead in your life who still laughs at boot camp stories
What’s Inside:
8.5x11 premium black-and-white coloring pages
Gritty barracks scenes, silhouettes, holiday chaos, and Marine humor
A full story adaptation of the classic “’Twas the Night Before Christmas”… but rewritten the way Marines actually live it
Authentic SFD styling throughout
AND every Marine gets a FREE 4-pack of crayons — because tradition matters.
This is the ultimate stocking stuffer for any Devil Dog.
Give them something they can actually laugh at.
Give them a piece of Christmas in the Corps.
Stay frosty. Stay festive. Stay F’cking Dangerous.
COLORING BOOK + FREE 4-PACK OF CRAYONS (Ships December 10)
They call us crayon eaters…
So we finally gave the people what they wanted — a Christmas coloring book built specifically for Marines, veterans, and anyone who’s ever spent a holiday standing duty in a cold, echoing barracks hallway.
This is ’Twas the Night Before Christmas: Barracks Edition — a gritty, hilarious, nostalgia-soaked coloring book that blends Marine Corps humor with the chaos and camaraderie only a jarhead will understand.
From the dim barracks lights to the cheap Christmas tree someone “borrowed” from the company office, every page hits home.
Perfect for:
– Your Marine
– Your veteran buddies
– Your barracks brother or sister
– Or the big jarhead in your life who still laughs at boot camp stories
What’s Inside:
8.5x11 premium black-and-white coloring pages
Gritty barracks scenes, silhouettes, holiday chaos, and Marine humor
A full story adaptation of the classic “’Twas the Night Before Christmas”… but rewritten the way Marines actually live it
Authentic SFD styling throughout
AND every Marine gets a FREE 4-pack of crayons — because tradition matters.
This is the ultimate stocking stuffer for any Devil Dog.
Give them something they can actually laugh at.
Give them a piece of Christmas in the Corps.
Stay frosty. Stay festive. Stay F’cking Dangerous.
